The ironic way "Gordo" Dan chose to speak after his sector was left off the La Libertad Avanza lists.

Las Fuerzas del Cielo , the group led by Santiago Caputo and circulated on social media, were the biggest losers in the Buenos Aires list of La Libertad Avanza candidates: virtually none of their representatives have any spots on the lists. In this context, their main media figure, Daniel Parisini, known as "Gordo" Dan , appealed to irony to "break the silence?" after a dark weekend.
Parisini, host of La Misa , which airs on the streaming channel Carajo, began his show just after 9:15 p.m. “As you all know, much has been said about this program and what I had to say,” he began his commentary, alluding, without directly mentioning, to the selection of the lists for the September 7 provincial elections in Buenos Aires.
"What I had to say is quite long. I wanted to say it here, up front, of course, for all of you who are following us, and the kukas who will be watching this video. And here's the thing," continued "Gordo" Dan, who sits in the anchor chair and is supported by his columnists.
Dan then takes a sheet of paper from which he begins to read a statement. But, to the viewers' surprise, the audio disappears from the broadcast. For the next ten minutes The Mass was broadcast without sound on purpose , while the members of the program, we assume, debated the closing of lists that left them without places, the figure of Santiago Caputo in decline and Karina Milei enthroned as the great electoral organizer of La Libertad Avanza.
I agree with everything the fat guy is saying in the statement. pic.twitter.com/nkrfkEEftj
— Carajo (@CarajoStream) July 22, 2025
After 20 minutes, the audio returns to La Misa. “That’s all I have to say about what happened this weekend, guys. Let’s get to the audio, that’s it,” says Dan, who then opens the door to listening to audio clips from listeners sending their greetings.
A few days ago, when the first Libertarian candidates were revealed, the streaming channel Carajo mocked the top three candidates for provincial deputies in the crucial third electoral section. Leading the list is former commissioner Maximiliano Bondarenko, who, according to the streamers, "was a guy from (Emilio) Monzó, who is currently in opposition and a Radical Party member." Following in the mix is María Sotolano , who exclaimed, "don't understand Jorge Macri's party either." In third place is Luis Ontiveros , a former PRO front-runner who now "is a Parejista." In fourth place is Nahuel Sotelo, from Fuerzas del Cielo, the only leader from the party with a chance of entering the provincial lower house through LLA.
As Clarín reported, the X accounts referenced in Las Fuerzas del Cielo launched a message war on Monday against the sector that emerged victorious within the ruling party's internal struggle in the closing of the lists. The virtual world is the space inhabited by Santiago Caputo's sector and the one they best manage when it comes to exposing irregular conduct by officials or any event they disagree with.
This Monday, they attempted to portray Sebastián Pareja, a libertarian party leader in the province of Buenos Aires, as a defender of the interests of the "caste" that the President himself has so often questioned. But the current head of the Secretariat for Socio-Urban Integration is not a freethinker: he has the endorsement of Karina Milei , the party's national leader, with whom he posed for a photo on Saturday night at a downtown La Plata venue when the party's lists were formally presented.
Clarin